6:15 – Hey, I’m kinda hungry. But I’m stuck in class for another 2 hours.
6:40 – OMG, STARVING, FOOD NOW.
6:45 – Ugh, I’m kinda nauseous.
7pm – Man, I’m tired. Can we nap instead of class?
7:15 – Everything about this class is bullshit, the professor is awful and I hate his face.
7:30 – Heartburn.
7:40 – Why is there still no food? I am so sad about this. I want food and everything is hard.
7:45- Why did I forget to replenish my emergency snacks?
7:55 – Elaborate fantasies of the food I’m going to eat outside of class that do not include items on the midwife approved diet.
8:15 – THIS CLASS IS NOT OVER AND I AM FULL OF UNENDING RAGE.
8:25 – CLASS IS OVER. FOOD ME NOW.
9:25 – Heartburn. Again.